The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex T-Shirt snl when the harbor was still

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

a Class D outfit born from Oregon's agricultural heartland

with strings running vertically in a weathered screen-print style

graffiti-style yellow and magenta text reads "LEARNING ABOUT" above an oversized "CUBA

but this one is dive-bombing a cookout like it's a matter of national security

The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex T-Shirt snl when the harbor was stillBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text