Roswell National Park - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M CALIFORNIA" and "SINCE 1991" below

CALIFORNIA" and "SINCE 1991" below

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear

" White uppercase text below reads "BAR and GRILL

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

Roswell National Park - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M CALIFORNIA" and "SINCE 1991" belowRoswell got designated a national park, which is one way to handle a cover up. Slap a gift shop on it, sell some postcards, and remind everyone they were never here. The Details: A vintage woodcut style desert landscape in burnt orange and mustard gold depicts layered mountains, a large golden sun, cacti, desert scrub, and a small alien figure waving among the scenery. Burnt orange serif text below reads "ROSWELL NATIONAL PARK." Flowing mustard gold