I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL from the mid-century bowling boom

from the mid-century bowling boom that swept Chicago's western suburbs

with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either side

Green monochromatic digital illustration of Blain Cooper in a bush hat emerges from layered tropical palm fronds in a jungle warfare composition

striped serape

Three cartoon-style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL from the mid-century bowling boomBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked