Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Navin Johnson invented the Opti-Grab

Navin Johnson invented the Opti-Grab to solve a problem nobody had

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Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Navin Johnson invented the Opti-GrabReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with