You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy flanked by small stylized clouds

flanked by small stylized clouds

Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

Fit: Classic fit

Pink cursive script below reads "Hollywood

a suitcase

You Have Died of Dysentery - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy flanked by small stylized cloudsOregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea, announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz. Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone. The Details: Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon, rendered in blocky 8 bit style mimicking an Apple II green phosphor display. A bordered rectangle below contains