I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Smaller white serif text reads

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Houston's Buffaloes played ball in the Bayou City from 1896 through 1961

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Smaller white serif text readsPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in