William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Purple block text reads "DULUTH"

Purple block text reads "DULUTH" above large golden-yellow script reading "Dukes" with "Baseball Club" in smaller purple type below

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Somehow the company with the best branding always has the worst survival rates

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "WELTON ACADEMY" flanking a vintage illustration of stacked red and olive books with a red quill in an inkwell

Membership perks at this establishment include a withering stare

William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Purple block text reads "DULUTH"Naming a casino after a governor whose greatest achievement was mastering the paddleball is the most transparent monument to corruption ever built. Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs at the blackjack table. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ESTABLISHED 1874" above a weathered golden yellow cartoon portrait of Governor William J. Le Petomane, flanked by