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Grief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die

and neither does anyone else who overstays their welcome on your porch

Customer service in a wretched hive of scum and villainy usually involves a death sentence on twelve different systems

and a kiosk with red accents

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