Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

Arched distressed dark gray serif text reads "COOLEEMEE CARDS" above smaller sans-serif text reading "N

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Distressed yellow rounded retro text below reads "Suns Out

Somewhere a groundhog in a top hat is doing laps with more confidence than you ever will

Behold Fartacus - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"Gladiators who announce their flatulence with a raised sword and a dramatic point deserve a Latin name for it. Heroic crouching only adds velocity and gravitas. The Details: Distressed white angular Greek style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top. A cartoon illustration of a helmeted gladiator in a heroic crouching stance depicts red cape, red boots, gray armor, and brown leg guards, sword raised in one hand while pointing forward with the other.