Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL but nobody's baking you a

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

Somewhere a boyfriend just saw this and quietly deleted his text

Smaller crimson serif text reads "Missouri Valley League" above "Class D Baseball Club

Arched black and red text reading "NEWPORT COLTS BASEBALL CLUB" curves around a stylized red and black horseshoe forming a "C" with a white baseball and red stitching nestled inside

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL but nobody's baking you aFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"