The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet Inspired by Revenge of the

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

with large cream text reading "TOSCHE STATION" and smaller text reading "POWER CONVERTERS & SHIP PARTS" below

inseparable from the neighborhood around them

wearing an open robe

Before the major leagues monopolized the national pastime

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt internet Inspired by Revenge of theStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a