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Chrome-bevel sheet on grid paper — specs and return notes filed under the bay.
A burgundy corporate-style "ML" monogram sits beside "Rent-A-Car" and "MARATHON" in large dark text at the bottom
Raw egg yolks and self-help tapes built that brain
Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins
" A circular crest bordered by chains and laurel wreaths contains a distressed illustration of Maximus mid-attack
A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab-serif text reads "EW
Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL A burgundy corporate-style "ML" monogramReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,