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Boobie Bouncer - Unisex Tank Top new england Blue and red horizontal chyronSpeedboats hitting choppy water at forty miles per hour turn every passenger into a physics demonstration nobody asked for. Marina gift shops figured out how to monetize the phenomenon with two words and zero subtlety. The Details: Bold blue retro style text reads "Boobie" above a blue clip art style illustration of a speedboat cutting through water, trailing a splashing wake. Below the boat, matching blue text reads "Bouncer." Fit & Fabric: Style: