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Chrome-bevel sheet on grid paper — specs and return notes filed under the bay.
Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom
Somewhere a therapist is billing hourly for what Hollywood did for free
Inspired by Happy Gilmore
Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design
Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation
Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt long beach Green serif text reading "ESTD"Caffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just