I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Sweatshirt binghamton IL" in smaller black type

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A navy and red vintage illustration depicts a streamlined restaurant building with a tall vertical neon sign reading "SANDWICHES" and "ROBERTS

carrying an air of refinement that set it apart from the neon excess around it

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

" above a vintage cartoon illustration of two red cherries on a green stem with a leaf

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Sweatshirt binghamton IL" in smaller black typeManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle