American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Bold white sans-serif text reads

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DARNELL'S AUTO WRECKING" above a red and white two-tone 1958 Plymouth Fury illustration with chrome accents and whitewall tires

and the rest of the Rat Pack

Three months of doing absolutely nothing

Philo's passenger-side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies

they were where shift workers unwound

American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Bold white sans-serif text readsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple