You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt hagerstown A mid-century modern illustration depicts

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

" each line accented with golden-yellow drop shadows

Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top

Arched white varsity-style uppercase text reads "UTAH GET ME" across the top

a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt hagerstown A mid-century modern illustration depictsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"