I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex Sweatshirt 70s Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Bold white distressed text beneath reads "REVERSED ITSELF

Bowling lanes like this one were where Chicago's working families gathered after long shifts

Zero ambition

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex Sweatshirt 70s Celebrating a successful bowel movementPizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability. Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM, and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "I WONDER IF" across the top. Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element. Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO." Fit & Fabric: Style: