Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san gabriel A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull

A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within the circular text

Pink pennant shape with a pointed bottom edge sits above large orange italic script text reading "Zim's" with a dark shadow effect

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

" Smaller golden-yellow text below reads "1925 WEST LINCOLN · ANAHEIM

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

Erwin A. Beyer's - Celina, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt san gabriel A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skullErwin A. Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God. Somehow "SKATE, it's great" remains the most honest advertising copy ever written. The Details: Rounded corner pink label with blue and white text reads "SKATE!" at top, with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid stride among scattered dots. Text reads "it's great!" and "ON 'CHICAGO' SKATES" at center.