Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Choosing beer over drugs isn't

Choosing beer over drugs isn't sobriety

winking and holding a baseball glove

from the mid-century boom years along Huntington Drive

spell "KINGPIN" across the top

and boomerang shapes surround the portrait

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Choosing beer over drugs isn'tGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a